Most retarded thing that happened to you

wutz the most retarded thing that happened to you 9or you watched happn)

I saw a dog piss on another dog once

lmao

HMmm the most retarded thing that happened to me was when my friends mom, ran over my foot, and parked on my foot for 5minutes while she was talking to someone on the phone...

yeah...

What yong? Your mom is a car...? She... PARKED... on your foot?

Oh wait, is she disabled? Sorry.

And the most retarded thing I've seen is Siddhesh.

LOL PWNT

actually i think russel is worse lol

LOLOL SO TRUE XD

lol

but just slightly

im not retarded

....im the top goal scorer in my soccer league far from disabled

but after see u run today peter...im not so sure about u

i said russel u retard

and i'm still alot stronger

i can still kcik the shit outta you cause i still move faster (like punching wise) and I have AZN reflexes

remember when I kept doing the matrix when they were throwing water bottles @ me? lol

I also know more pressure pointz than u XD

wtf...pressure points?....

i gotta b extra careful from u now...u might pull sum next acqupuncture shyt on me

nope

i'll jsut hit ur pressure pointz with enough force 2 stun u

and then u cant run

and I can beat the shit outta u XD

ok actually it doesn't work that way,

but hitting certain pressure pointz can give different reactionz XD

IE: Shin- hurtz like a fuck

Forhead- dazez u for a second

etc

etc

Admin wrote:

i said russel u retard

and i'm still alot stronger

i can still kcik the shit outta you cause i still move faster (like punching wise) and I have AZN reflexes

remember when I kept doing the matrix when they were throwing water bottles @ me? lol

I also know more pressure pointz than u XD

LOL the power of a true azn champ

lol

well i have the force with me...
and haggling skills---> those come in the genes

lol

Sidd: Hello. I would like to purchase my way out of this.
Peter: ... wtf?
Sidd: I pay you 5 dollars to get out.
Peter: 5 Bucks! Sick!
Sidd: Here's 3.
Peter: ... ?
Sidd: Don't worry! Keep the change.
Peter: But you owe me!
Sidd: Ah, I owe you, you me, it's all the same thing. Go on.
Peter: ... o_o"

lol

u forget *knifes*

Hahahahahaha, soccer....I remember playing soccer when I was a wee little tiny boy...
Now I'm huge and the biggest guy on the football team...But I'm korean :O

I joined this forum D:

lol @ wi,lliam O_o

i agree with willy

but the most retarded thing was probably being bitten on the neck by peter -_-

dude the most retarded thing that i ever watch was well you see this baby was walking across the street to my house and he almost got there before his mom stoped him because mainly he was wearing only a diaper only a diaper it was so funny

lol @ biteing her

I can think of a few places more you wanna bite her too.

fuck u michael....................

if i wouldn't get kicked outta IB for knifing u i fully wuld

most retarded thing i saw was two squirrels making out in my backyard -_-